For Me? – Epilogue

When I last reported on my quest for $2,000,000, I’d offered my buddy, Antonio, some lobster in lieu of cash. I really didn’t expect him to take me seriously after that. But he did. Continue reading


For Me? Part II

Well, I’d downloaded software to record my Skype calls and tried to give Sweet Mr. Simoes a call expecting to get up to all kinds of hijinks on the phone. Alas, Skype wouldn’t let me call his first number, probably because it’s on a known scammer list, and the second one had no answer. Dang.

So, I had to settle for answering his email. The guy wants $670 USD to open an account! Of course, a poor mithril miner like Al can’t afford that kind of coin. I hope he accepts my generous barter offering…. Continue reading